Okay now, let’s take a look at some of our musicians in the music industry and judge, with their ways of life, the kind of students they would have made in school.
TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class.
KOREDE BELLO – One very childish but handsome kid that senior girls take as school son.
REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months.
OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position.
MAYORKUN – Took a test his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him.
P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class.
DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everyday
PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again.
YCEE – One of those thugs that sit in the back inside class discussing which girl to toast next.
WIZKID – So obsessed to girls in the class, almost all girls are crushing on him.
VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows up in school once in a month.
SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to afford snacks during break.
MI – The genius that’s always excelling in english subjects, he motivates people to pass.
DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a bully.
ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school.
KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard.
TIWA SAVAGE – Bad whore and twerks in front of the class even though she has a boyfriend in the other class.
TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for. Always busy with his dancing crew and never comes for classes.
PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed inside school farm.
YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that his always looking for boys.
SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes, but has a sharp mouth.
REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars in the class. Always talking about broken bottles but never broke one.
VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets zero in every exam.
BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations.
SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even though he moves with the biggest and most brilliant boys.
KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very brilliant guy in the class.
FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to d sports field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself.
CHINKO – Just one disturbed noisemaker but always passing exams without reading.
IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls.
EVA – The lesbian and has a knife in her schoolbag, no girl messes with her.
TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak.
LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very vulgar and hell of a late comer.
D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class.
9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school 1.
DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude to her seniors, very disrespectful.
ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy, has a crush on a girl but can’t speak to her.
PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be heard when talking
YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study books, very unserious and unstable, but has better grades than the serious ones.
2FACE : The teacher that impregnated most of all d students
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ASA – Very brilliant and modest girl who many don’t appreciate
Ice Prince – That student that doesn’t mind spending his school fees on snapbacks. He is d best dressed student in class and always on jacket even during summer.
Jesse Jagz – That pimpled guy in class, not so brilliant, not so dull, guys mock him and ladies don’t like him, he is always sitting at d back in class, forming gangsta.
Falz – One confused village boy, always speaking rubbish grammar in school but still passes English language exams.
VIC O – The most hated student in the school, yet he doesn’t send anyone, he goes about failing and factorising pride outnof his failures.
AIRFORCE1 – That student that goes about bragging at the end of every exam, he collects 5 extra sheets for every exam but hardly hit average when results are out
BLAQBONEZ – He goes about dissing senior students and teachers, then blames his failure on the fact that he’s yet to get a sponsor.
CYNTHIA MORGAN – That strange female, always sitting at d back with boiz and smoke with during breaks, has no female friend.
SKIBII – That cunning student that pretends to faint once the teacher tears him a stroke of cane.
Ruggedman: One of those persons ought to be chairman of old students association but still in school forming baba Isale.
Adekunle Gold: Always speaking Vernacular to impress girl and likes to bring old answers from seniors to cheat and pass exam! E.g omolade, Sade.
Blackface: that poor students that claims to be the most brilliant but always at the bottom of the class.
Faze: That brilliant student that everyone once loved but his step-mum and the witches in his village brought him down.
Black magic: the most dirty and ugly student in class.
Special Ed: sleeps a lot in class and is the first to go to canteen.
Chidinmma: Shortest girl in class, always passing her boundary and moves with the baddest guys.
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